oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

(via tristyntothesea)

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liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

(via bongsboysandbutts)

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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. (via psych-facts)

(via sucks2beyourightnow)

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via kaitmpayne)

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cakefat:

buttfuckbabe:

Just because I post naked pics doesn’t mean I wanna see or hear about your dick. Just because I talk about sexual things doesn’t mean I want to get sexual with you.

I can’t stress this enough.

Yes even if I make posts saying I’m dick deprived it does not mean I want yours.

(via tristyntothesea)

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kingsleyyy:

October thru December are the best months

(via hanncakes)

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